May 2012
6 posts
My greatest fear about adulthood
whatshouldwecallme:
Everyone else will be like:
Meanwhile I’m just like:
March 2012
2 posts
what it would be like to live in the 1940's.
“My boyfriend’s in the army. sob sob sob”
That’s me in the 40s.
Acutally it would be awesome.
“Want to see my victory garden?” That’s me the next day in the 40s.
February 2012
8 posts
“I hope when people ask what you’re going to do with your English and/or creative...”
– Dear Sugar: The Future Has an Ancient Heart (via bleachbubbles)
Exactly.
Curling up with a favorite graphic novel and a cup...
And it was either that or start singing about “mean” people on top of giant piles of trash with a banjo.
January 2012
12 posts
who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with...
themorningmoon:
aragorns:
asskaban | victoryjobs:
it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
of ice and gin
lagerhaus-five
absolut, absolut
tequila mockingbird
etc
and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”
I would frequent this bar.
I might actually go to bars if...
“This plebeian lifestyle just isn’t working for me anymore, okay? I gotta...”
– Lana, American Splendor
Michigan Beer Reigns Supreme →
friday morning, the office, meijer.com
who keeps shouting ‘Kahunaville’.
someone keeps shouting ‘Kahunaville’ over and over.
it’s Kyle.
January 25, 2012.
Since I got Sunny in Philly DVDs for Christmas, I’ve been calling everyone a jabroni.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/42726/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-charlie-loses-his-mind
Oh how I love this show.
I can't believe my mom has a Pinterest before I...
Mom: “I just don’t get how to pin things?”
Jessica: “What?”
Mom: “ugg….my Pinterest. I just don’t get it.”
December 2011
4 posts
insights on celebrated Christmas songs.
Christy [12:35 PM]:
Baby It’s Cold Outside is TOTALLY about date rape!
“Say, what’s in this drink?”
A roofie.
—This is why we’re friends—
November 2011
6 posts
This is it.: how to spot an aries girl... →
bleachbubbles:
justsay:
She is very possessive and love is something she can never share. She can be very jealous even at the slightest of suspicion. In case you have a female secretary, it is better to bid her good bye right now. If an Aries girl gets hurt, she will become as cold as the ice in your fridge and this…
DAMN this is accurate
She is extremely passionate and believes in...
October 2011
4 posts
“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via sahoward)
Limbaugh defends Lord's Resistance Army →
themorningmoon:
Are you KIDDING me? Please tell me this is some kind of sick joke. This literally has me shaking. What a complete flaming idiot.
Just awful. What a dimwit he makes himself out to be. The only positive thing that came from Limbaugh’s horrible mistake was the awesome job Colbert did covering it.
...
copywriting.
Christy: Oh my gosh, amazing prewritten copy on the part of gatorade. "1. Add water. 2. Unleash potential."
Jessica: Per-fect. Could double as copy for sea monkeys.
September 2011
3 posts
how to be sick when you're 23:
Go to work
Make Airborne in the hallway drinking fountain, try to work out a way to sit cross-legged in an office chair while also wearing heels. (Just try, it’s impossible)
Come home
Wear a parka with the hood up in the living room and eat taco bell with a thermometer in your mouth. Try really hard to take a nap with your cat who doesn’t like you very much. Call your mom so someone...
August 2011
5 posts
hmph.
Perhaps the biggest mystery about the Tea Party? What they are putting in that tea.
Closing arguments of post-Paul McCartney concert...
I’m pretty sure she had a wooden leg. Why the hell would you marry into that shit.
