January 2012
9 posts
Michigan Beer Reigns Supreme →
friday morning, the office, meijer.com
who keeps shouting ‘Kahunaville’.
someone keeps shouting ‘Kahunaville’ over and over.
it’s Kyle.
January 25, 2012.
Since I got Sunny in Philly DVDs for Christmas, I’ve been calling everyone a jabroni.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/42726/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-charlie-loses-his-mind
Oh how I love this show.
I can't believe my mom has a Pinterest before I...
Mom: “I just don’t get how to pin things?”
Jessica: “What?”
Mom: “ugg….my Pinterest. I just don’t get it.”
December 2011
4 posts
insights on celebrated Christmas songs.
Christy [12:35 PM]:
Baby It’s Cold Outside is TOTALLY about date rape!
“Say, what’s in this drink?”
A roofie.
—This is why we’re friends—
November 2011
6 posts
This is it.: how to spot an aries girl... →
bleachbubbles:
justsay:
She is very possessive and love is something she can never share. She can be very jealous even at the slightest of suspicion. In case you have a female secretary, it is better to bid her good bye right now. If an Aries girl gets hurt, she will become as cold as the ice in your fridge and this…
DAMN this is accurate
She is extremely passionate and believes in...
October 2011
4 posts
“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via sahoward)
Limbaugh defends Lord's Resistance Army →
themorningmoon:
Are you KIDDING me? Please tell me this is some kind of sick joke. This literally has me shaking. What a complete flaming idiot.
Just awful. What a dimwit he makes himself out to be. The only positive thing that came from Limbaugh’s horrible mistake was the awesome job Colbert did covering it.
...
copywriting.
Christy: Oh my gosh, amazing prewritten copy on the part of gatorade. "1. Add water. 2. Unleash potential."
Jessica: Per-fect. Could double as copy for sea monkeys.
September 2011
3 posts
how to be sick when you're 23:
Go to work
Make Airborne in the hallway drinking fountain, try to work out a way to sit cross-legged in an office chair while also wearing heels. (Just try, it’s impossible)
Come home
Wear a parka with the hood up in the living room and eat taco bell with a thermometer in your mouth. Try really hard to take a nap with your cat who doesn’t like you very much. Call your mom so someone...
August 2011
5 posts
hmph.
Perhaps the biggest mystery about the Tea Party? What they are putting in that tea.
Closing arguments of post-Paul McCartney concert...
I’m pretty sure she had a wooden leg. Why the hell would you marry into that shit.
July 2011
3 posts
“Some might say, ‘How can you celebrate when there is so much suffering, so...”
– Medjugorje Day by Day, my grandma’s meditation book
June 2011
2 posts
new job.
Say hello to Meijer’s newest copywriter/photo-editor. I start next week. I’m already having first-day nightmare’s about not being able to find my cubicle. But at least I get a cubicle. I’m most excited for that. It’s going to be like Office Space, with all the rap and desk-cheetos. I might have an overly-glamorized view of cubicles. I think it will be great. I feel...
summer food
Dinner:
-sauteed kale with garlic and vinegar
-zucchini, yellow squash, onion, pepper, and garbonzo stir-fry with coconut oil and cumin
-baked sweet potato with butter and cinnamon
-ice cold two hearted ale
-cat stevens
May 2011
4 posts
life-goals
- have my own compost pile
- own a coatrack
- learn to blow smoke rings
The Virgin Suicides, 1999
Doctor: What are you doing here honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.
Cecilia: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen-year-old girl.
April 2011
6 posts
happy birthday John Muir!
I love you and your club.
“I want to try not to repeat myself. But then I seem to do it continuously in my...”
– Wes Anderson (via keeson)
March 2011
8 posts
cat names.
Someday I will have a cat named Paczki. It’s a good idea. Nobody steal my idea.