how to be sick when you’re 23:

Go to work

Make Airborne in the hallway drinking fountain, try to work out a way to sit cross-legged in an office chair while also wearing heels. (Just try, it’s impossible)

Come home

Wear a parka with the hood up in the living room and eat taco bell with a thermometer in your mouth. Try really hard to take a nap with your cat who doesn’t like you very much. Call your mom so someone can listen to you whine, but she is not home.