who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with me

themorningmoon:

aragorns:

asskaban | victoryjobs:

• it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
• our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
• of ice and gin
• lagerhaus-five
• absolut, absolut
• tequila mockingbird
• etc
• and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”

I would frequent this bar.

I might actually go to bars if they were nerdy like this.

Please can this be a real thing?

(Source: scaly-panties)